Voicemail

[mouthy_merc]

You've reached DEADPOOL! I can't come to the phone right now, but if you could just leave your name, number and the name of the person who you want me to whack after the beep, I'll get right back to you!

*Beep*

Comments

[the_merriest]

"Deadpool!" Rikku sounded somewhere between her usual chirpy and somewhat exasperated. "It's your favorite minion ever. You are supposed to pick up, dammit! There is an adorable little redheaded girl here at the store, and you and your boooooooooooooooyfriend are supposed to be watching her! Temari and I have it covered, but if you're sipping pina coladas on the beach while we're changing poopy diapers, there's gonna be hell to pay. Come back soon!"