Voicemail
You've reached DEADPOOL! I can't come to the phone right now, but if you could just leave your name, number and the name of the person who you want me to whack after the beep, I'll get right back to you!
*Beep*
*Beep*
"Hey, sexy. You know, now that I'm in a single? You really ought to just break in and handcuff yourself to the bed, already. Wear something awesome, or don't wear anything at all. You know you won't be wearing it long ..."
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