Voicemail

[mouthy_merc]

You've reached DEADPOOL! I can't come to the phone right now, but if you could just leave your name, number and the name of the person who you want me to whack after the beep, I'll get right back to you!

*Beep*

Comments

Crazy Phone Day

[funnyways]

"Excuse me, sir. deviant messages are no laughing matter. I expect you to ashamed of yourself and your terrible upbringing. You bring dishonor to yourself and your family. Please refrain from calling me in the future!"

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[mouthy_merc]

Response here