End of Year Changes

[mouldytailcoat]

Since you little bastards drove the house elves to strike, I've been having a devil of a time getting my work done. Well, now it's time for the shoe to roost on the other foot. It's Summer Cleaning, you little sods, and you're going to help me get this castle clean enough to eat off of. You may be thinkin, "Oh, it's Mr. Filch and his crazy

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[waitingfortom]

NOBODY ELSE touch the out-of-order girls' lavatory or you'll get it!

[spidersmustdie]

ARE THERE GIRLS' KNICKERS IN THERE?

MAYBE HANGING UP TO DRY?

[waitingfortom]

Myrtle isn't a pair of knickers!

[spidersmustdie]

But she might wear them!

[lookscomefirst]

I am not cleaning! the very nerve of such a suggestion!

[potter_mouth]

I AM NOT CLEANING TOILETS.

I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT.

I WILL DIE FIRST.

AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT, SEEING AS IT APPEARS NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE HAVE MUCH OF A HOLD OVER VOLDEMORT, YOU KNOW?

ANYWAY, WHAT WERE YOU PLANNING ON DOING? EXPELLING ME? BRINGING MY REBELLION TO THE ATTENTION OF A TEACHER? TRYING TO TURN ME INTO A YAK? OH NO WAIT, YOU CAN'T.

[hufflepuff4life]

Voldawho?

Oh, right, him. I figured you'd already vanquished him or something, what with the utter lack of evil plots lately.

Unless this whole wet-dog-Potter thing is his doing?

Oh, nice job on the squib crack there. Think he'll get it?

[mouldytailcoat]

Oh, I got it.

Detention!

[hufflepuff4life]

Yeah, I'm with Potter.

Not coming.

[paparazzi_colin]

Look I'm still working off the detentions the headboy/girl got me mkay?? if I take up yours I'll be in here till I'm fifty!

[mouldytailcoat]

Well, I've got some good news, Ms. Creevy. I think I might be able to help you help me. Might even do a bit of MAGIC while I'm at it!

Poof! Lookit that! Those head-person detetions have MAGICALLY turned into my detentions!

Great Hall, 8PM Thursday night.

[paparazzi_colin]

Well I suppose it's better then being taunted by Blaise!!!