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[motorbike]

Might as well own up: I am sort of making a Balthier and Fran FST (henceforth referred to by codenames 'BRAN'; 'Delicious Bran Flakes') this month. Except I realize QUITE belatedly that 99.9% of fandom thinks they are banging. In fact I myself am not sure if they wouldn't eventually start banging given a forseeable timeline.

EFF!

Poll

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Comments

[petronia]

...Wait, did you ask me to re-up the Cibo Matto track? Did I actually read this comment or did I imagine it? orz

[motorbike]

Yeah, yeah, I might have sort of asked.

Short answer: EW NO

[manasseh]

Viera are asexual. They reproduce via budding from the ears. If you see a Viera with one ear (unlikely, as they spend most of their budding time in seclusion, communing with the forest), then you know she has recently produced another Viera.

That's why there are no males.

I may have given too much thought to this.

PIC RELATED

[motorbike]

TWO THEORIES:

- Viera keep harems of males secreted away in the woods and have semiannual FUCK LIKE A BUNNY days.

- Some of them are in fact TRAPS. Terrible, terrible TRAPS.

I mean, at the risk of begging the question, if Viera are asexual, then why are they all so SMOKIN'?

(Reference sources: http://www.viera.com )

[whitetenchi]

I can't possibly imagine Balthier and Fran banging. Possibly because I can only see them as evil partners in crime. Or, possibly, it's cos she's like four feet taller than him.

Where are the goddamn male Viera?

[motorbike]

THEORY #3: Do Viera eat males after mating? Dude. NOT HOT.

Balthier's an effing beanstalk and still he only stands as tall as her shoulder, ahaha. It's the weird Viera feets, you see.

.......As I have no respect for fandom I might, at that, throw in Of Montreal's "Labyrinthian Pomp" as a bonus track; it is my lj-layout-theme-song there and sort of goes:

Got my bright girl near me
She's so much taller
With a crisp endorsement
From the CCAA Booty Patrol

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[whitetenchi]

...

I really have no mature response to that. Just. WHUT.

The first time I noticed Fran's feet though it severely creeped me out. THEY'RE LIKE TALONS.

[motorbike]

I remain in awe that a lady with rabbit ears+fluffy tail can, through vars. minor character design + behavioral details, appear so objectively off-putting. SHE IS AN EFFING BUNNY FOR CRISSAKES. This shit is postmodern.

[captwhitebread]

<--- thinks a strap-on is involved

Rabbits having sex is actually quite horrifying (or at least to a tender six year old brain).

[motorbike]

I am more intrigued by the way FF12 made me a goddamn furry.

[riko]

Please ignore the part where my answers are in direct contradiction to each other! Thank you.

[motorbike]

DID YOU SAY BOTH YES AND NO.