Comments | motleyprophet: i'm from where???

motleyprophet

i'm from where???

Aug 30, 2004 15:19

today i get a phone call while i was eating breakfast (cold day old pasta- breakfast of champions), apparently my background check came back and there were, a few blemishes i failed to mention. me blemished, never! the ones i didn't tell them about i honestly forgot about. the guy was going over the background check and on one part under ( Read more... )

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ROTFLMFAO! halva_yalda August 30 2004, 17:00:02 UTC

I just knew it! I knew I felt a special bond with you from the moment that I met you...I knew that underneath the oh-so non-jewish names...there was a jew just dying to come. So, now the truth comes out. You poor poor baby...having to live in denial of your ancestry your entire life, only to find out at 21 that you're really israeli!

Anyways, that is too fucking funny. I mean...of all the places...israel. there has got to be something to be said about that. Return to your homeland baby and we will live forever in blissful israeli/jewish peace!! (is there such a thing??) LOL!
You definitely made my nite!

Re: ROTFLMFAO! halva_yalda August 30 2004, 17:02:20 UTC

I would also just like to add that the music that you were listening to at the time is from a CD that I gave you to burn. Where is that CD from? Your country of citizenship. Not to mention that the group is also Israeli. I'm telling you. it's a sign!!

Re: ROTFLMFAO! toxic_twister August 30 2004, 19:37:16 UTC

ha ha ha this is friggin hilarious. i cant believe my children are israei's. and i though i knew so much about them, well i can a least say that maybe your the milkmans.. our jewish israeli milk man. oh yea by the way girls have batmitzvahs boys have barmitzvahs. listen to me like im the f&*%ing athority on jewish ways. go figure.

bigbadmeg420 September 7 2004, 22:05:34 UTC

ha ha ha ha ha! your a israeli/ jew.....who would have figured.... wait r u really tho or did they get their wires crossed??lol glad to c ur haveing fun

Hey goddesbitch September 10 2004, 18:45:11 UTC

Hay it's me Kelly no no it's Jesica lol wassup it's "Telly" I guess I too welcom my Israeli brother he he . Listen man take care of my bff Lex he is coming your way down to the sunshine state becareful from the hurricaines. peace out( p.s thanx for the bakingsoda ) Telly

Re: Hey jetersgirl25783 October 21 2004, 21:32:34 UTC

baking soda huh?