i'm from where???
today i get a phone call while i was eating breakfast (cold day old pasta- breakfast of champions), apparently my background check came back and there were, a few blemishes i failed to mention. me blemished, never! the ones i didn't tell them about i honestly forgot about. the guy was going over the background check and on one part under citizenship it said, now get get ready for this one, israel. now there are probably million reasons why this is amusing, but these are some of the ones that amuse me most...
1.) i was born in jersey (pronouncd joy-zey), the garbage state.
2.) i'm not even baptised catholic, christian, nevermind jewish. those that no me very well know i never could have been through a batmitzvah, i think thats correct.
3.)i'm german, my ancestors tried to wipe out the jews
but if i really do have israeli citizenship, then i guess me and allesia were meant for each other. i must return to my homeland to be with by soulmate/little sister!!! i'm coming home to you!! oh well till next time, i'll let everyone know if i get deported
1.) i was born in jersey (pronouncd joy-zey), the garbage state.
2.) i'm not even baptised catholic, christian, nevermind jewish. those that no me very well know i never could have been through a batmitzvah, i think thats correct.
3.)i'm german, my ancestors tried to wipe out the jews
but if i really do have israeli citizenship, then i guess me and allesia were meant for each other. i must return to my homeland to be with by soulmate/little sister!!! i'm coming home to you!! oh well till next time, i'll let everyone know if i get deported