Ontology Friday!

[mothwentbad]

Write your very own ontological word game proof! I'll get you started:

1) There must be: a Most Unintelligible Concept.
2) Unintelligibility is incompatible with existence.
3) Therefore: a completely unintelligible being who actually existed would be even MORE unintelligible by virtue of its existence.
4) Therefore: that which is the Most

Comments

[ladyelaine]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster already exists. Er, insofar as a noodly deity "exists" as compared to what we consider to be existence.

[mothwentbad]

I don't even know what we're talking about anymore. Funny how that works!

[ladyelaine]

Because the FSM is so tangly, it's impossible for him to exist. Therefore he exists.

[mothwentbad]

There is no such thing as tangliness in higher dimensions! The noodles slide right past each other in every which direction, making tangly noodles and their sexy bedroom applications impossible!

So... this means that the FSM exists, somehow. I forget why.