OH NO MY DAUGHTER IS ONLY 18 AND NOW SHE'S LOOKING AT AND TOUCHING HERSELF AND LEARNING HOW HER BODY WORKS

THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY IS FALLING

PUT THAT CATERPILLAR BACK IN THE COCCOON, QUICK, BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT!!!!!1ONEILOVECTHULHU1!!

If you were like me growing up, then you may have constantly made the mistake of assuming that people really believed what they said they believed all the way through, that they really knew what they said that they really knew, and that if they were iffy, then they would have said so. You may have even assumed that when someone believes something, ( Read more... )

So, PZ Myers did this:


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Hmmm. Is it just me, or does PZ Myers seem to be wearing himself out and losing the patience for lucid, poignant things rather than glaring, slashy things? Has he just gotten tired of having to repeat himself and now he's starting to let it show a little more or what? I mean, not that he's less right or anything, but it somehow reads as not quite ( Read more... )

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Daaaaammmmmmn

For some reason, the topic of this post bothers me very much all the way to the core. I tried to say a few things about it, but I can't seem to capture the existential horror of the thing. It's just one of those things that make me want to pound my fist on the table and make humanity splinter into nothingness on account of its being too ridiculous ( Read more... )

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Trapped on a plane for 8 hours, PZ Myers headdesks repeatedly over a collection of awkward "metaphors" debunking the "strawmen" employed by "Ditchkins," thereby "demonstrating" that "Ditchkins" just "doesn't get it". archmage_brian has a pretty good summary.

Not at all timely, but pretty awesome:

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