OH NO MY DAUGHTER IS ONLY 18 AND NOW SHE'S LOOKING AT AND TOUCHING HERSELF AND LEARNING HOW HER BODY WORKS

THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY IS FALLING

PUT THAT CATERPILLAR BACK IN THE COCCOON, QUICK, BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT!!!!!1ONEILOVECTHULHU1!!

...but not in that way, but you should probably like it anyway:

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virginia_fell is still worth reading. This one's about flat-out denying stuff when one can afford to ignore it.

Yeah, really.

Dominican Republic Passes Complete Ban on Abortion

Ok, I'm not in the mood to fact check, and I have stuff I need to do today. Someone legitimately prove this wrong, please, before the next time I log in.

Yay, Beautiful People hate our mammalian legacy almost as much as priests do.

Thanks again, snarltooth.

Wingnut equates Plan B with roofies, poorly conceals which he'd rather see sold over-the-counter.

Got this from snarltooth. Um, thanks.

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Sarah Palin's appointee finds common ground with Sharia, fails to surprise moth.

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jamiam thinks it might be satire, but I'm not so sure.