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you don't know anything about me.

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Typingtest

I thought I typed much faster.

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( in a fit of vanity )

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a list of desired things:


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go to sleep
eat
smoke a cigarette

punch a baby

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

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