This is Big Bang.  A boy group the is the mixture of Nsync and G-Unit. I'll admit, I fucking love this song.


This is the parody.  Same song, new translation.

My school agreed to meet me half way on my counter offer on my contract.  I'll be making 2.2 million won instead of 1.9 million won. This is awesome! More money to save and spend on Soju.  The only bad part of this is that I won't be in Songpa-guk like I orignially thought. I wanted Songpa because it is really upscale and the bike friendly part of ( Read more... )

Last night I stopped by the Lift for a couple drinks and comic reading. Yes, I read comics at bars.  It was weird because it was actually busy.  Mostly it was pretentious Des Moines Hipsters that tried to wax intellectual about X-men(boring).  Come on, pick a really comic to talk about. Talking about X-Men is like talking  about the Beatles when ( Read more... )

So I take DJing very seriously.  I know it is always kinda lame and cliche to say that, but I really do.  I believe that the enjoyment of a party, bar, club, wedding...social gatherings in general are dependent upon the people you are with and what music is playing. I can't control the people aspect but I can control the music aspect. The music ( Read more... )

In Korea I'm going to be a pussy magnet if this is any indication of how the men are.

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if half the male population is only even 20% this gay...well, I'll probably come back to the states with a hareem of 37 wives and about 54 kids.

btw, I officially got the got teaching in Seoul. I just have to work out which school exactly, tie up lose ends here, ( Read more... )

I want to start making t-shirts with "innocent" sexual content on them. The ideas I have so far are:
1.) "Hand Jobs are the new Black"
2.) "Dry Hump for Peace"
3.) "Making Out is sooo '96"
4.) "Finger Banging is better than Gang Banging" and have a picture of a gangsta holding up gang signs.

opinions?

Lately I've been listening to a lot of Kuduro.  Pretty much from what I've learned, the more oppressed and the more poor people are the better the music.

This is the definition of a banger

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This guy is sweet. He's so hard he makes 50 cent look like some androgynous 5 year old bitch who got an ice cream head ache. Dude is pop locking missing a fucking ( Read more... )

Final Phone Interview for job in Seoul on Sunday. Wish me luck!!!

April 11th
Vaudeville Mews
Eurotrash Dance Party
Hosted by Humanoids of the Deep

A brief progress report ( Read more... )