Ah, badfic

[morwen_peredhil]

Just in case you thought (hoped? feared?) that my last post means I don't believe in ever mocking badfic (with or without Mary Sues), I hasten to assure you that's not the case. In fact, last night I encountered the following line in the depths of the Star Wars section of the Pit of Voles:

"Fill me with your love seed."You know, as one virgin

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[rosewildeirish]

...and I kind of picture it in the voice of the guy from the J. Geils Band, from the song "Love Stinks". And no, I'm not going to work on a parody to that. *g*

[morwen_peredhil]

Hee! Too bad you won't write it. :D

[rosewildeirish]

Not saying someone else can't write it. I encourage them. Just not me. *g*

[morwen_peredhil]

Somebody, somewhere, thought that sounded sexy. I think it sounds more like something from Alien.

[blood_sorbet]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW XP

...ew. Lol.

[morwen_peredhil]

Yeah. Gross, funny, and out of character, because I can't imagine the real Tahiri ever saying such a thing.

[blood_sorbet]

OH GOD OH GOD WAS IT ANAKIN/TAHIRI?!?! Oh my god lmfao ewwwwwww that's even worse knowing that XD

...even more so because I cosplay and RP her every now and then ew ew ew...

[morwen_peredhil]

YES! I didn't keep reading after the "love seed" part, so it might have gotten even worse.

[lyssie]

You think that's bad? I'm pretty sure I've romance novels that have a love for the looove seeeeeeed, and how it spurts.

[morwen_peredhil]

Yes, by the standards of, say, Bertrice Small, Queen of Bad (and Rapey) Romance, "Fill me with your love seed" is tame. I'm pretty sure she's the one who uses "love lance" as a penis euphemism.

[nostariel]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

God, I just know I'm going to start texting that to inappropriate people next time I'm drunk, but IDGAF, it's hilarious.

[morwen_peredhil]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

I'm just trying to figure out why anyone could think that's sexy rather than unintentionalluy hilarious and a little gross.