Ah, badfic
Just in case you thought (hoped? feared?) that my last post means I don't believe in ever mocking badfic (with or without Mary Sues), I hasten to assure you that's not the case. In fact, last night I encountered the following line in the depths of the Star Wars section of the Pit of Voles:
"Fill me with your love seed."
You know, as one virgin teenager usually says to another.
Then I felt compelled to say that - in a breathy sexy!voice, of course - to my poor husband at intervals over the course of the evening. (Um, not during any actual sexytimes, in case you were all "Aaaagh! TMI!")
In conclusion: Loooooooooooove seeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
Disclaimer: No real or fictional people (Mary Sues or otherwise) were harmed in the production of this post.
"Fill me with your love seed."
You know, as one virgin teenager usually says to another.
Then I felt compelled to say that - in a breathy sexy!voice, of course - to my poor husband at intervals over the course of the evening. (Um, not during any actual sexytimes, in case you were all "Aaaagh! TMI!")
In conclusion: Loooooooooooove seeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
Disclaimer: No real or fictional people (Mary Sues or otherwise) were harmed in the production of this post.