Prompt 222 - Sleeping on the couch...

[morty_toad]

ooc: Sylar, eternityticking used with permission.I slept on a couch last night, and I do have to say, it was the most GLORIOUS place to sleep that there ever was

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[john_ispyro]

Oh, shit. Fuck. Fuck. FuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK

I've been waiting.

[morty_toad]

For what, Johnny boy? To say you're SORRY. TO say you didn't MEAN it? To say it was ALL FOR LOVE. Is that what you're REALLY going to say to me right now, John Allerdyce.

[john_ispyro]

To try to kick my ass.

[morty_toad]

Try? HA! By the time I'm done with you, you'll wish I just thrown you off a cliff, DOOM STYLE.

[skids_sally]

But he's alive, right?!?!

[morty_toad]

And why are you talking to me, little girl. You ran. At least Pyro - no, wait, it's John now, right? - had some balls.

Yeah, last I knew. What do you care??

[skids_sally]

Is. He. Alive?

[morty_toad]

It's sort of touch and go at the moment. Once we finish surgically removing the knife John-John shoved in his back, he might bleed out all over the place!!

[doug_ramsey]

Toad.

Touch one hair on John Allerdyce's head and I'll squish you like the slug you are.

[morty_toad]

X-Brat.

Well well well, lookie what we have here!! Acting all big and tough when we know it's Pyro who has the Power Pants in the relationship, and he is not match for the juiced up Toad. They juiced me up, you know. Put me under the knife and lazer and pumped me full of crap and I'm made to be a soldier to fight their battles but instead I think I'll pay back John-John Traitor Extraordinaire and rip him to little pieces instead. I'll save his parts for you, and you can touch his hair yourself!!

And then I'll go back to saving the world for us. Isn't that a great plan!?!?!

[doug_ramsey]

It's not your world anymore. It never was.

[morty_toad]

I didn't say it was my world. I said it was ours. And it is!

[tm_aurora]

I'm happy that you're free again Mr.Toad, I'm sad that you got hurt by those mean people though.....
Did you need cupcakes?

[morty_toad]

Jeanne-Marie! You little sweetheart. I thought about you, when I was in there. It is a pleasure to hear from you!!

I did get hurt, doll face. But I'll be fine. Better then fine!

CUPCAKES. Goodness, how I long for some real food. Sadly, I can't tell you where I am right now so I don't know how I'd get those scrumptious things from you, but I appreciate the offer. More then you know, sugar plum.

[tm_aurora]

You did? Oh....I hope they were nice thoughts and not means ones....not like the ones you had about John. :(

I'm glad you're doing better and that your friend is letting you stay with him, he sounds nice.

Oh....well if you do need cupcakes just let me know okay? I know a really good store that sells them. :)

[morty_toad]

I did! And very nice thoughts, loverly.

I am doing much better, and will continue to do so!

I will, sugar plum, I will.

[siryn_song]

Toad. I. I don't...

I'm sorry that that happened to you.

[locked]

Look, I know you're upset. And you have every reason to be. I can't imagine what you've been through and I'm so sorry that that happened to you and I'm appalled that people let it happen and no one deserves that. No one

[morty_toad]

Why, thank you, Terry.

[locked]

John knew exactly what he was doing. It doesn't matter where I ended up, or the fact that he hated doing it, but HE DID THIS TO ME. To US. His family, his friends... his Brethren! And no reason is going to justify that for him, so please do not even try doing it.

You can try stopping me, Terry, and I will be sad of the result when I have to crush your windpipe before you even get the change to use that power of yours. :(

I would rather that not happen! So! You just keep your cute little self out of my way, and it won't!! Problem solved!!