Prompt 222 - Sleeping on the couch...
ooc: Sylar, eternityticking used with permission.
I slept on a couch last night, and I do have to say, it was the most GLORIOUS place to sleep that there ever was.
No, really. If you've been sleeping where I have for the past couple months, you would agree.
That place being WEAPONX, by the way. In case you hadn't known. Which I don't think any of you buggars did, or you would have tried to break me out sooner, right? Except for YOU, my Sylar Buddy, who actually DID bust me out, because you are made of awesome like that.
Except maybe you, Judas. Oh, I mean John. John John Johnny boy. You, my former buddy boy. The Golden boy. Tarnished Boy, betrayer traitor full of treason. You will get what is coming to you for putting me in there. Us in there.
This I promise you, John Allerdyce.
Speaking of there! And horrible sleeping places!! So, my so called "bed"? Was this hard plastic bench with a thin blanket thrown over it. I swear to god, I've slept in better places when I lived on the streets.
But I had an awesome couch last night. Conked right out, after the busy night Sylar and I had. He came in, powers blazing, and got me out! Had two little chippies inside of me. One we took care of. The one which, were to I somehow leave the complex, would have EXPLODED ME DEAD. The other one? Oh, it's a might bit pretty, I must say, sitting under my skin still. Keeps telekenetics out of my head, and others with tracking powers. No finding me, no breaking me out, but Sylar found a way. He did. And for that I am grateful. I even offered him a snack! You know, there were other mutants working FOR WeaponX and that is UNFORGIVABLE. Doing that to our own kind. Got what they deserved, they did.
They all did. Especially that McCleary. The thing he did to me would curl your toes! (And no, you pervs, not like that.) I snapped his neck and tore his limbs from his body and it was oh so nice! Got what he deserved, too. So did the rest of the humans that worked there.
And I got what I deserved! After putting up with their torturous crap for months and months, I hacked and stole so much of their information - on mutants, and on technology, and my OH my the Brotherhood is stocked up on good information now.
Brotherhood. Brotherhood, are you still out there? Are you sleeping on couches in random places too?
Avalanche. He was in here with me. They took him, a couple days ago. To the morgue? I thought at first, and I was angry, but my info told me just to somewhere new with WeaponX . I will track him down. I will track him down and bust him out and make all those humans that kept them there pay. OH they will pay.
Magneto? Rogue? I know you're out there. I won't stop until we meet up again.
And, so, after we burned the place down to the ground, we escaped. Obviously. And I crashed hard-core on a couch. Death and destruction is tiring. What a great sleep it was!!
And how are you sleeping these days? Humans - perhaps not as well, not that the Big Bad Brotherhood is back in action. But, you fellow mutants, my kindred kind, you should be sleeping better now that TOAD IS BACK, MATES.
I slept on a couch last night, and I do have to say, it was the most GLORIOUS place to sleep that there ever was.
No, really. If you've been sleeping where I have for the past couple months, you would agree.
That place being WEAPONX, by the way. In case you hadn't known. Which I don't think any of you buggars did, or you would have tried to break me out sooner, right? Except for YOU, my Sylar Buddy, who actually DID bust me out, because you are made of awesome like that.
Except maybe you, Judas. Oh, I mean John. John John Johnny boy. You, my former buddy boy. The Golden boy. Tarnished Boy, betrayer traitor full of treason. You will get what is coming to you for putting me in there. Us in there.
This I promise you, John Allerdyce.
Speaking of there! And horrible sleeping places!! So, my so called "bed"? Was this hard plastic bench with a thin blanket thrown over it. I swear to god, I've slept in better places when I lived on the streets.
But I had an awesome couch last night. Conked right out, after the busy night Sylar and I had. He came in, powers blazing, and got me out! Had two little chippies inside of me. One we took care of. The one which, were to I somehow leave the complex, would have EXPLODED ME DEAD. The other one? Oh, it's a might bit pretty, I must say, sitting under my skin still. Keeps telekenetics out of my head, and others with tracking powers. No finding me, no breaking me out, but Sylar found a way. He did. And for that I am grateful. I even offered him a snack! You know, there were other mutants working FOR WeaponX and that is UNFORGIVABLE. Doing that to our own kind. Got what they deserved, they did.
They all did. Especially that McCleary. The thing he did to me would curl your toes! (And no, you pervs, not like that.) I snapped his neck and tore his limbs from his body and it was oh so nice! Got what he deserved, too. So did the rest of the humans that worked there.
And I got what I deserved! After putting up with their torturous crap for months and months, I hacked and stole so much of their information - on mutants, and on technology, and my OH my the Brotherhood is stocked up on good information now.
Brotherhood. Brotherhood, are you still out there? Are you sleeping on couches in random places too?
Avalanche. He was in here with me. They took him, a couple days ago. To the morgue? I thought at first, and I was angry, but my info told me just to somewhere new with WeaponX . I will track him down. I will track him down and bust him out and make all those humans that kept them there pay. OH they will pay.
Magneto? Rogue? I know you're out there. I won't stop until we meet up again.
And, so, after we burned the place down to the ground, we escaped. Obviously. And I crashed hard-core on a couch. Death and destruction is tiring. What a great sleep it was!!
And how are you sleeping these days? Humans - perhaps not as well, not that the Big Bad Brotherhood is back in action. But, you fellow mutants, my kindred kind, you should be sleeping better now that TOAD IS BACK, MATES.