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Nov 29, 2010 12:09

It's been months. You'd think a vampire stalker would eventually give up? But I guess that's the drawbacks of eternity. They have all the time in the world to wait. I, on the other hand, would like to feel a little less restricted in case she somehow catches me when I'm not looking.

Why is she still so set on me? He's obviously not coming back.

post-virus, something here, stalkers suck

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have another vampire bella B| rudolphofvamps November 29 2010, 17:47:42 UTC
You said it, luv. When us undead types get our minds set on something, it can be awful hard to shake us.

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just don't stalk her and we're cool! mortally November 29 2010, 17:56:30 UTC
I'd like the chance to leave the house without feeling like I'm being followed.

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Nooo promises rudolphofvamps November 29 2010, 18:14:00 UTC
I.. might be able to show you a few ways to shake her.

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are whedon vamps impervious to crosses? mortally November 29 2010, 18:15:16 UTC
Really?

I could really use a vampire's help.

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unlikely_spread November 29 2010, 17:53:35 UTC
... Vampire stalker?

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mortally November 29 2010, 17:57:14 UTC
This... girl. Edward killed her mate a long time ago. I don't know why she's latched onto me now.

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unlikely_spread November 29 2010, 18:02:51 UTC
Perhaps it was her intention all along. Now that she may be done with grieving, she is free to divert her attention back onto you.

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mortally November 29 2010, 18:03:47 UTC
It's not very good revenge. I didn't kill James. And Edward.... he wouldn't miss me.

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material_guy November 29 2010, 18:06:03 UTC
Considered investing in a flame thrower, Babe?

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mortally November 29 2010, 18:09:24 UTC
..........

I would almost consider doing that.

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material_guy November 29 2010, 18:14:10 UTC
Shit, a lighter and a spray can'd do in a pinch.

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mortally November 29 2010, 18:16:15 UTC
I might have to start carrying those in my purse.

Not really kidding either.

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rebelbloodline November 29 2010, 18:06:55 UTC
Still? What the hell...

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mortally November 29 2010, 18:10:06 UTC
Vampires have eternal patience apparently.

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rebelbloodline November 29 2010, 18:12:10 UTC
Apparently.

Sorry to hear that, Bella. Oh, yeah. You still working on the self-defense stuff Ichigo and I taught you before?

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mortally November 29 2010, 18:13:14 UTC
I practice every hour I'm not working. Can't let myself get slack.

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hisownsun November 29 2010, 19:45:26 UTC
[Narrowly resists urge to go on a tangent about how she can't catch you...narrowly.]

It's simple. She doesn't have anything better to do.

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mortally November 29 2010, 19:47:38 UTC
The joys of eternity, I guess. You can stalk for however long you want.

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hisownsun November 29 2010, 20:04:08 UTC
You got a lot of people on your side and she's going to slip up sometime.

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mortally November 29 2010, 20:05:08 UTC
I wish I could just deal with her on my own and be done with this.

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