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[mortally]

It's been months. You'd think a vampire stalker would eventually give up? But I guess that's the drawbacks of eternity. They have all the time in the world to wait. I, on the other hand, would like to feel a little less restricted in case she somehow catches me when I'm not looking.

Why is she still so set on me? He's obviously not coming back.

Comments

[material_guy]

Considered investing in a flame thrower, Babe?

[mortally]

..........

I would almost consider doing that.

[material_guy]

Shit, a lighter and a spray can'd do in a pinch.

[mortally]

I might have to start carrying those in my purse.

Not really kidding either.

[material_guy]

Neither am I. Since we're serious, might wanna consider matches instead. Somethin' you can throw into it isntead've havin' to hold up. Catching yourself on fire might not be a good idea.

[mortally]

And I'm not exactly known for being rel smooth...

[material_guy]

Girls with guns are hot. You can make up for those lost smooth points by bein' a babe with a flame thrower.

[mortally]

Even if I set my jacket on fire in the process?

[material_guy]

Torn clothing's usually worth bonus points. Just don't get any ugly skin marring burns or anything and you're still golden!

[mortally]

No guarantees, but I'll keep it in mind when I'm trying not to burn myself to death.

[material_guy]

You only get so many chances in life to be sexy with fire.

[mortally]

If only I could actually pull that off.

[material_guy]

Some girls can look hot covered in motor oil. I bet you can do it!

[mortally]

Bet I could do that without killing myself.

Bet I probably won't, though.