.:XXIII:. And the shattered moon shook in disgust

[morsus_et_mors]

A Public Letter to Daily Prophet

Dear Ms Street-Porter--

I would like to give you my heartfelt sanguine 'Thank You' for breaking the last bits of hope in love and happy life I had harboured somewhere deep down in my blackened soul all these years. May nosy bwitches like you live long and never disappear from the face of this boring earth. Tonight

Comments

Private to Montague

[inner_human]

Montague,

You and your dramatics. You and Pansy really do deserve each other.

I'd say "fuck you" if I didn't think you'd take it the wrong way I'm sure you would. What a selfless gesture. Good to know I still have options should I want to be impregnated.

-PD

Private to Perry

[morsus_et_mors]

Perry--

You did enjoy this though. I know. Must have been grinning like a sleeky cat there.

Bah, that was nothing. I could do much more for you, just so you know. Besides, that would make for an even bigger publicity, no? I can already imagine titles going: "Mad Love Triangle in Bloody Barons Continues: Boss Impregnates Werewolf!"

Haha.

Montague

Private to Montague

[inner_human]

Yes, much like one enjoys a cheesy romance novel.

I'm not sure I want to know. After all, what greater gift is there than the gift of life? And hey, after the baby's born, maybe it can make guest appearances at our matches. Half-werewolf birthed by two men. Think that'll boost ticket sales?

-PD

Private to Perry

[morsus_et_mors]

Cheesy? I'm wounded.

Indeed. We could name the baby 'Adolf'. It would wear a funny moustache and call out 'Heil!' on all of the Bloody Barons matches. Now that would boost the ticket sales for sure.

Montague

private to montague

[siidney]

Aw, poor Montague, getting free publicity for his dueling company. You must be so upset about this.

Private to Sidney

[morsus_et_mors]

Ah, Sidney, you do not know just how much. My heart was aching all these days. I was close to death.

private to montague

[siidney]

Poor dear, I think you might need someone to nurse you back to health.

Private to Sidney

[morsus_et_mors]

I do think you are quite correct. Anyone specific in mind?

Privato a Montague

[silhouetteatrox]

Haven't we already agreed that I'll be the only one executing your demise?

No throwing yourself off any cliffs until I arrive, my little suicidal oleander blossom.

Miffed,
Alice

Privato a Alice

[morsus_et_mors]

How you never fail to send me laughing (scaring the house-elves in the meantime) always amuses me. You jester, you.

Affectionate,
Montague

Private to Mlle Turpin

[morsus_et_mors]

You are very sagacious, my dear. The letter was merely a mockery of the rag.

Oh? You do know how to intrigue a man well. I would be interested in hearing what you might have in mind.

Montague Morsus

Private to Mlle Turpin

[morsus_et_mors]

Forward thinking- I like it in people. Although the thought of the Prophet breaking through the charms only makes me snort in derision.

However, I would not be averse to a meeting with you-- quite the contrary, in fact. Name the time and venue, and I shall be there, my dear partner in to-be crime.

Montague Morsus

Private to my husband

[mrs_morsus]

Darling,
Romanian steel? How passé, darling.
I recently acquired the latest from Slovakia.
Do try to keep up, dearest.

Your Little Girl

Private to My Dear Wife

[morsus_et_mors]

Cara,
Slovakia? So that is why I haven't seen you for quite some time? What other exploits have you been pursuing while there?

Montague