A Public Letter to Daily Prophet
Dear Ms Street-Porter--
I would like to give you my heartfelt sanguine 'Thank You' for breaking the last bits of hope in love and happy life I had harboured somewhere deep down in my blackened soul all these years. May nosy bwitches like you live long and never disappear from the face of this boring earth. Tonight
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You and your dramatics. You and Pansy really do deserve each other.
I'd say "fuck you" if I didn't think you'd take it the wrong way I'm sure you would. What a selfless gesture. Good to know I still have options should I want to be impregnated.
-PD
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You did enjoy this though. I know. Must have been grinning like a sleeky cat there.
Bah, that was nothing. I could do much more for you, just so you know. Besides, that would make for an even bigger publicity, no? I can already imagine titles going: "Mad Love Triangle in Bloody Barons Continues: Boss Impregnates Werewolf!"
Haha.
Montague
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I'm not sure I want to know. After all, what greater gift is there than the gift of life? And hey, after the baby's born, maybe it can make guest appearances at our matches. Half-werewolf birthed by two men. Think that'll boost ticket sales?
-PD
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Indeed. We could name the baby 'Adolf'. It would wear a funny moustache and call out 'Heil!' on all of the Bloody Barons matches. Now that would boost the ticket sales for sure.
Montague
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Oh yes. Either that or get us arrested for child exploitation.
-PD
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Not that I object.
-PD
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I think we're in the second group.
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Besides, he'd win.
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