.:XXIII:. And the shattered moon shook in disgust

[morsus_et_mors]

A Public Letter to Daily Prophet

Dear Ms Street-Porter--

I would like to give you my heartfelt sanguine 'Thank You' for breaking the last bits of hope in love and happy life I had harboured somewhere deep down in my blackened soul all these years. May nosy bwitches like you live long and never disappear from the face of this boring earth. Tonight

Comments

Private to Montague

[inner_human]

Montague,

You and your dramatics. You and Pansy really do deserve each other.

I'd say "fuck you" if I didn't think you'd take it the wrong way I'm sure you would. What a selfless gesture. Good to know I still have options should I want to be impregnated.

-PD

Private to Perry

[morsus_et_mors]

Perry--

You did enjoy this though. I know. Must have been grinning like a sleeky cat there.

Bah, that was nothing. I could do much more for you, just so you know. Besides, that would make for an even bigger publicity, no? I can already imagine titles going: "Mad Love Triangle in Bloody Barons Continues: Boss Impregnates Werewolf!"

Haha.

Montague

Private to Montague

[inner_human]

Yes, much like one enjoys a cheesy romance novel.

I'm not sure I want to know. After all, what greater gift is there than the gift of life? And hey, after the baby's born, maybe it can make guest appearances at our matches. Half-werewolf birthed by two men. Think that'll boost ticket sales?

-PD

Private to Perry

[morsus_et_mors]

Cheesy? I'm wounded.

Indeed. We could name the baby 'Adolf'. It would wear a funny moustache and call out 'Heil!' on all of the Bloody Barons matches. Now that would boost the ticket sales for sure.

Montague

Private to Montague

[inner_human]

You're welcome.

Oh yes. Either that or get us arrested for child exploitation.

-PD

Private to Perry

[morsus_et_mors]

Well, in that case we could always give in to our wild sides and destroy everything, so we could enjoy exploiting our child whenever.

Montague

Private to Montague

[inner_human]

Hah, is it me, or do all of our discussions end with the suggestion of destroying something?

Not that I object.

-PD

Private to Perry

[morsus_et_mors]

In a sick society only the sick survive. The rest either liquidate themselves, or liquidate the society.

I think we're in the second group.

Montague

Private to Montague

[inner_human]

Ah, you're right. In that case, it's only our responsibility to take advantage of the vulnerable masses.

-PD

Private to Perry

[morsus_et_mors]

I like the predator in you. Tell him I said 'Hi'.

Montague

Private to Montague

[inner_human]

He's quite flattered. Perhaps you should take him out for a drink sometime.

-PD

Private to Perry

[morsus_et_mors]

Ooh, perhaps. Will he come in his primeval form-- all naked and sharp-toothed?

Private to Montague

[inner_human]

Sadly no, if only to deprive you of the satisfaction.

Private to Perry

[morsus_et_mors]

Tsk. He's truly evil. Maybe if we gamble, he will lose. And then he will have to strip. Ha.

Private to Montague

[inner_human]

Truly. Ah, but I'm not a gambling man, and unfortunately neither is my predatorial side.

Besides, he'd win.

Private to Perry

[morsus_et_mors]

I'd bet he would lose.