I'm getting rid of facebook. It's bad news bears ( Read more... )

Why didn't anyone tell me the regular, free gym in the UCC is exactly the same as the one you pay money for? It is a scam. You pay for exclusivity. Who wants to be exclusive when you can be inclusive ( Read more... )

"He had this vision where two ex-lovers passed each other on the street. They'd had an ugly break up, and their punishment was that each time they saw each other they rusted just a little bit, like robots. In the end they rusted frozen in front of each other"

I like that, in the weirdest way.

I am pretty sleepy, but I can't sleep. There is some random guy who posts on newestwrinkle. I don't get it. No one wants to see HIS clothes. Poor feller ( Read more... )

Ever been a mixture of awful and fantastic ( Read more... )

Ellen: "What do you do all night 'til six in the morning? You can't go to clubs everynight!"
Diddy: "No, I mean, uh, I make love a lot."

Today was a pretty good day. I learned some pop culture, and cuddled ( Read more... )

I've this thing for details. And, I have a talent for picking up trends. This isn't meant to be cryptic ( Read more... )

Today is terrible ( Read more... )

Today was sunny. Reflective of my sunny disposition ( Read more... )