Thelma, please feed the cat. I'm staying in my room today.

I wish Cal hadn't left.

[ooc: Morn killed an entire starship and all its crew with self-destruct and most of that crew were family. She'll be freaking out in the shower all day.]

Now what do I do?

( OOC cut to spare flist )

Can anyone help me get a cat and tell me where to get "MarioKart"?

[ooc: Cal says they help, so she's going to give them a try.]

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I'm sorry, for the cold, Thelma. I can't help the ice storm.

I'll just stay in my room until this passes.

I never thought I'd want to go home to get away from here instead of because I have things to do there.

Dr. House, your bedside manner is terrible, but you already know that.

Private to Vicious//Unhackable
I'm sending the latest data over. Let me know if there's anything specific I need to be following.

I don't know who you are, but I have a gun. Now just move.

[ooc: And what woman with issues about men doesn't love waking up handcuffed to a strange man? At least she sleeps in pajamas? And at least the man is Alfred.]

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[Her voice sounds distant, weak, but devoid of emotion.]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

I need... Is there an ambulance service? Coordinates follow.

I am so far from home, swept away by a pirate whose wants are things no maiden should be forced to even think upon ( Read more... )