If the basement door is accidentally left open, you will find at least one cat down there. Luckily shaking the Greenies bag will bring him or her running full-tilt.

I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to let the cat eat out of my dish (currently oatmeal) if I'm not done with it yet.

This displeases the cat.

Someone small, brown, and furry is trying to make off with my ALLERGIES wristband. (I get it because of my little issue with Levaquin.)

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let's hear it for dropping two pounds of water weight overnight, and you know the weather is cooling off when you wake up with two cats and a toy mousie in bed with you.

I nominate Poltergeist for Dumbest Mainstream Horror Movie Evar. Full details tomorrow.

We've had this little problem for the last few months whereupon Rocket, known as the Poo Master, poos next to the kitty box rather than in it, apparently regardless of the cleanliness of the box. As it's always nice tidy dry turds, they get disposed of and ( Read more... )

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You know, the next time the cats are hiding because they know they're going to the vet, all I have to do is spread a large piece of paper out on the dining room table and wait. They'll show up within a minute.

I'm trying to figure out how to scale up a sewing pattern, and I have so much help it's just disgusting.

8:00 PM Eastern: Desperate Housecats
Q*Bert needs UP! Q*Bert needs OUT! Q*Bert needs ATTENTION!

10:00 PM Eastern: The Q*Bèrt Report
Q*Bèrt decries the system that leaves housecats with fewer rights than humans.

Speaking of Colbert/Colbèrt, did anyone else see the What Happened to Colbert's Face? headline on CNN? It looks like got his glasses ( Read more... )