May you get hugs and kisses and coffee and cake - all the good things in life!

Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test
(67% dark, 38% spontaneous, 32% vulgar)

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but  rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and ( Read more... )

I may not remember, but I'll believe it...

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember ( Read more... )

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To all the women who told me sex would get better after I turned 30 and I said I couldn't imagine how... I now understand.
And HOT DAMN you were totally right.

Okay so the irony of posting on LJ during "Boycott LJ Day" having not posted anything in like 3 months was just too hard to resist. Ha.

Happy Birthday Ms.Roxanne!
Hope it is happy and as full of joy and life as you are!

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You are a light, a joy, and inspiration in my life.
One of my favorite partners in crime and comfort.
I loves you so much!

Happy Birthday to the one and only

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Because I thought it was fasicnating...
Do this for me:
http://kevan.org/johari?name=MorganLan