I've noticed that little old ladies in an exercise class are very much like junior high girls in gym class ( Read more... )

Greatest listing ever:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/2111720687.html

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I just ate an entire bag of sugar snap peas.

That is all.

Wow. They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

Brideplasty.

Seriously.

Look it up.

The show pits brides-to-be against one another to compete for plastic surgery procedures to give them the perfect body for their perfect day.

Are we being punked?

Is this real life?

We are broke. We are completely broke.

But Meghann just found a box of cake mix in the back of the cupboard.

GUESS WHO'S HAVING CAKE FOR DINNER, BITCHES!!!

Meghann: You have to be smarter than your tools...Which I am clearly not because I just glued my finger to the floor. HELP!

Me: Hey, it's that one guy!
Meghann (from the kitchen): What guy?
Me: The, um, that one guy. Nite Owl.
Meghann: Old or young?
Me: The one who got castrated by Juno.
Meghann: Oh! Raoul!
Me: YES!

It's time now for Tales From Phonathon AnsaRing Deep Water Aerobics!There was some sound in the pipes of the building which sounded like it was coming from inside the pool. A loud, whining, grinding sound. Forgetting that I was among a bunch of strangers and NOT my close friends, I raised my arms and yelled ( Read more... )