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[morequartersplz]

This damn fuckin-...right right. I have no life, how dare I go afk.

So if you had to have the last pizza of your life what would you put on it. Because I want pizza and I can't decide.

Comments

[betterthanraph]

Hawaiian special.

[morequartersplz]

I was thinkin' that, but with pepperoni instead of ham.

[betterthanraph]

Pepperoni with pineapple? You're either brave, crazy or going for the shock value.

[morequartersplz]

It's delicious.

[thepartydude]

I only get one?

[morequartersplz]

Your final pizza.

[thepartydude]

But ...

... nnn ...

[This is a really tough question.]

[morequartersplz]

One fiii~nal pizza.

[Yeah, ttly messing with you now.]

[tic_tech_turtle]

Anything that doesn't have toppings Mikey ordered.

[morequartersplz]

What's he usually get?

[tic_tech_turtle]

You should be seeing shortly. Occasionally they'll be relatively normal, but as you asked about his final pizza...

That was a rather dangerous question, just to warn you.

[morequartersplz]

So you'd have an olive pizza? Kinda boring for a last pizza.

[shipshapeshipco]

I believe I'd construct a guinea pie of roast pheasant and truffle oil, that way my head would be so weary from the feast that I hardly notice the unbearable pain of my most-likely horrifying demise.

Also, truffle oil ignites under pressure, giving me a chance to take my executioner down with me in an inferno of fiery revenge! One last show of devious brilliance from criminal legend Samuel Goldthwaine Robinson Jr.!

[morequartersplz]

Nice style, but is that good with tomato sauce?

[shipshapeshipco]

My dear Jane, of course! Sauce bolognese is the official condiment of public executions.