I am responsible for my own happiness.

Today I accidentally typed "www.faceboog" and hit the Enter key. Realizing what I had typed, I immediately when to check if the faceboog.com domain was available. It was not. I was sad.

Some people believe in Hell. Some people also believe that every person who ends up in Hell gets their own personalized version, specially built to torment them for eternity ( Read more... )

Every time you make me log in when I've already logged into my Yahoo account, I die a little on the inside. Yahoo bought you *four* years ago - FOUR FUCKING YEARS! Why do I still have to sign into the same account twice?!?!?

Aaaaa...yep. Online open chat forums are still as lame as they were five years ago. Just checking.

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http://www.luriddigs.com/

Definitely NSFW.

This swine flu "pandemic" will not come close to a real pandemic and, in the grand scheme of things, will turn out to be no big deal. Yes it seems to have hit Mexico hard for some reason - the latest Mexican death toll that I've found is 86 - but how many people have died in Mexico from heart disease, cancer, or even traffic accidents over the ( Read more... )

Over the last year my savings and investments have gone down about 20% and the value of my house has shrunk approximately 25%.

I'm not working right now (mostly by choice) so I pay for my own health insurance. I got a letter the other day informing me that the cost of my premium is going up 12%. I've never actually used the insurance - I'm ( Read more... )

I'm guessing this guy doesn't fly very often...


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