To Protect and Serve...their own agendas.

[mordantpuck]

I am sick and tired of Cops, they take forty minutes to get to you when you call about three armed men trying to break into your house; yet seven of them will show up instantaneously at the intersection three blocks from your house when you didn't put your right indicator to make a turn

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[anonymous]

what really bothers me about cops is when they turn on their lights and sirens only to make other people move out of there way so they can run a red light and then turn their light and sirens off and drive on their way to the nearest mcdonalds, i dont know how many times ive seen them do that, its rediculas.

Steve says:

[anonymous]

Ah the police, vanguard of the public good, knights of the round donut, our servant samurai slowing speeders and saving Silverman. Who but these few honorable men can rightly protect us? Who but this fraternal order of Neos can rise to OUR cause, fighting the gun-toting, thieving, murderous Smiths in our fair streets? WHO, DAMN YOU?! WHO

[jackieluvzyou]

In Georgia, there are small machines on the traffic lights that take a picture of your license plate when you are speeding, and that's how they give out most of their tickets. Anyway, that's what they've told me. Love and miss you.