To Protect and Serve...their own agendas.

Jun 12, 2005 23:03

I am sick and tired of Cops, they take forty minutes to get to you when you call about three armed men trying to break into your house; yet seven of them will show up instantaneously at the intersection three blocks from your house when you didn't put your right indicator to make a turn.

To drive to school, or in my case to drive anywhere in Miami (because I live in the ghetto), I have to take the high-way, namely the turnpike up to the 836.  I was driving down and lo' and behold what do I see?  Fourteen, count them, fourteen Florida Highway Patrol and Miami-Dade police scattered about ten feet apart up and down the road with their speed guns pulling people over.  Can you believe some of them had from upwards of five people per officer waiting in line to get ticketed?  Just think of how much tax payer money was going into that little operation!  At least a few thousand dollars.  I don't know about you guys, but should cops and fhp be doing something more important like say, I don't know; fighting crime?

In my cousin's complex, a girl was in her house by herself, and someone started to bang on her door trying to get in.  She called the cops and guess how long it took them to get there, fifteen minutes!  In fifteen minutes the guy could have walked in, made himself a sandwich, extra mayo, hold the pickles, whacked off to any magazines her dad had in the guest bathroom, rummaged through every room, and eventually finding the girl.  This isn't home alone people, there's no little kid running around with micro-machines, paint buckets, a 45 caliber assault rifle and ninja spiders.  This was a real teenage girl scared out of her life.  Instead of the cops getting there within five or even ten minutes, because you know there's a cop at least five minutes from you; it took them fifteen minutes!  That's unacceptable.

~~~!!!EDIT: Right after posting this, a friend of mine IMed me and told me that it took the police THIRTY minutes to get to his truck where about four grand worth of stuff was taken. THIRTY frekin minutes! Here is what he told me:
Friend: "4g's worth of stuff taken from my truck in sunset place. book bag, laptop, books, psp, ti-83 plus, and my .40 cal glock...with a gun freshly taken from my truck...and me standing next to it, it took the cops over 1/2 hour to get there."
Where were the cops!!? His freakin gun was stolen, and it took them thirty minutes to arrive on the scene! That particular gun has nine rounds per clip, which means at least nine people could have been hurt, or even my friend being threatened with his own gun at the scene of the crime. Wake up cops! There's more important things going on than people going five miles over the speed limit. Thirty minutes is just unacceptable! Bastards, should be fighting crime, not giving pointless traffic citations to fill a quota and take even more money from our pockets.!!!~~~

~~~!!!Disclaimer: At the request of my friend and myself; anti-gun people please refrain from spitting your rhetoric on the comments section. This was a freak occurence where a weapon meant for protection was taken and completely lost due partly to police incompetance. This isn't to say I am pro-gun or anti-gun, the main point of this entry is about cops, so keep to the subject at hand.!!!~~~

Now this begs the question, what are the police officers doing?  I'll show you:


and:



Like a bunch of freaking wankers, they do nothing; they claim crime is down 4587235673680% and drugs are down 3.14% and MP3 downloading is down 4375609346574% but I've figured out why! The reason all the crimes have gone down is because no one can get anywhere because they're on the side of the road getting a ticket or driving twenty miles per hour next to a cop, because you know the second your hood goes ahead of the cops by four one millionth of a millimeter, you get a ticket for going thirty miles over the speed limit.  This is why crimes have supposedly gone down, because no one is getting anywhere.

I also think that I wouldn't be as pissed off and ornery with the police if they caught me say in a different manner, like say, chasing me down I-95 in a high speed chase, or having ninja officers jump out of trees, stab out my tires them give me a ticket; at least there's effort shown!  Well done indeed!  No, instead these bastards willy-nilly hide behind trees, rocks, the homeless, and George W's weapons of mass destruction...oh wait, scratch that last one, they never existed.  Not only did they not do anything to deserve making you stop, they walk up to your car all condescendingly, and then lecture you about how speed limits are there for a purpose and how I must abide by them, yadda yadda yadda. Then after he finishes giving me my ticket, he drives at ninety miles per hour in a forty mile zone.  Good job, you hypocrite whore.

Now you can say, "Well M0rd4nt!!11 Why don't u jus drive at teh spe3d limit!!111 LOL?"  Why don't the cops?  Why don't they follow the speed limits too, or are they taking a "do what I say, not what I do stance." Once more their hypocrisy comes out.  Not that it's much of an excuse, but no one drives the limit here, the limits here are thirty miles an hour and forty, I think my car will stall if I drive that slowly.  The point of this isn't to accuse me of driving fast or not, it's the point out that as of late the police are taking our liberties, and our cash.  They do whatever they want, and then penalize us at a whim whenever they feel like it.

Ever notice how as you drive down the streets, besides the people who drive Riced Up import cars, which by the way, I hope all of you die; your car doesn't need to be shooting out Boeing 767 amounts of noise from your muffler and crappy rap music, get the hell out of here, we all hate you. WHAT? YEAH!  I digress, ever notice that on the streets besides the riced up cars, the only ones who are speeding by a far more margin than anyone else are the cops.  Always, without fail, I've never seen a cop drive the speed limit, they also make illegal turns, take red light, eat babies, etc.  But cops don't give cops tickets, so we're screwed, nothing we can do about it, which pisses me off.

I'd have allot more respect for them if they say, clocked me using this:


That would be sweet.  But no, what gets me is that we supposedly live in a democratic society, that if the people don't like something, we can vote and get rid of it, right?  Ok, then, how come a grand majority of people can't stand the police and their shady proceedings, yet nothing is done about it.  There's nothing we can do, and the second we do, they'll put surveillance on you, tap your phones, key log your computer, and the second you say, bomb, bong, terror, Fat Joe, or our administration blows.  We get sent to jail, or ticketed for ridiculous amounts.

What the police have been doing has been lately increasing, in my near decade of driving; I have never seen so many cops and fhp out on the street.  I drive from my house to UM in forty-five minutes, and in that time I have seen at least each time ten cop or fhp cars.  Not counting the ones on the sides of the road on the highway giving tickets to poor rat racers just trying to make a living on their way to work.

What the police really should be worrying about is kids downloading Blink 182, Limpbizkit, or ANYTHING whose artist name or title is misspelled on purpose, or doesn't use proper grammar:


This has been MordantPuck, writing and venting, allowing you the reader to take notice of the coming storm, the age of the police, an age where all civil rights are taken from us; where our liberties and moneys are taken from us at a whim.  Welcome to 1984 my friends, my name is 1466-a2. 
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