"In some traditions, a doppelgänger seen by a person's friends or relatives portends illness or danger, while seeing one's own doppelgänger is an omen of death."

the packages products come in always get me. it could be a box of freeze dried nazis and as long as the package was colorful i would probably buy like 6 of them. i'm a marketing researcher's wet dream :\

i feel like i'm developing a speech impediment.

how does that even happen?

YEAH. I DON'T KNOW EITHER.

My Dad: *proud* There's not a dirty dish in this house!
Me: Have you checked my room?
My Dad: Actually, we are missing a bunch of spoons...

Why does everyone waste time being haters? Oh, they'll say you're too tall, or too slutty, or make fun of you 'cause you watch a lot of Full House. WELL! I SAY: Wear those killer new high heels, enjoy your sexy time, and you know what? Uncle Jesse was hot, so don't even try to play it off like he wasn't. Everyone needs to chill and let everyone be.

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I was reading some old journal entries. This is one of the more memorable things I found:

"Dear Austin, the library gave me a free book. i was like 'yo librarian lady. i be lookin for dat new book' and she was like 'yeah bitch, i got what you need'.

And she was lying in the grass
And she could hear the highway breathing
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baby i know that it's your soul but could you bottle it up?

I got my papers today so that if anything happens to where I...die...that my organs are donated. Holla :) Except they have a little section for eye donation and it makes me go:

>_>

But if someone out there needs them more than my dead body, so be it :)

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It's mah birthhhhday :)

I lost my lucky penny.

We were going to get married :(

R.I.P PENNY. OUR LOVE IS FOREVER.

You touched
your belly to my hands
in the dry air and said
I am the cinnamon
peeler's wife. Smell me.

-Michael Ondaatje

I went to an allergist today. It turns out I have a deviated septum :[ And a mild allergy to a certain type of mold and...and...cats. NOOO! NOT PAULIE!