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moralsremitted

Better Work Day

Aug 18, 2009 11:25

I could wait and write this during my lunch break but then I'd get less lunch...so clearly that's not an option.
Today is a little better at work because it involves a lot of paper pushing and less of the actual...going out and planting bombs and robbing banks, etc. That's the part that I always have minions for. It's disgusting to think that ( Read more... )

superior to you, humans are stupid, work is dull right now

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theanswer42 August 19 2009, 02:43:55 UTC

Wow, you're doing this the old-fashioned way, huh? I would think that if you're an alien and all that you could just phaser your way up the corporate ladder or whatever. But this is cool too, I guess. Earning your way "honestly". I get that. But I hope you do some wicked alieny shit soon. That would be rad.

moralsremitted August 19 2009, 04:23:09 UTC

Believe me, nothing would give me greater joy.
Unfortunately, as previously mentioned, the government here is pretty overbearing (not to mention the Doctor). One can't order even a few simple electronics for the creation of a new TCE without one or the other looking suspiciously over your real or metaphorical shoulder.
To hell with "honestly", I just don't want to end up locked in Guantanamo Bay. How boring would that be?!
From interest, what do you classify as "wicked alieny shit"? There are a load of things about me that are fairly alien but I'm not certain if any of them that I can demonstrate fall under the category of "wicked shit". Would you be satisfied with a mere demonstration of sufficiently advanced technology?
I mean, I'm sure as hell not demonstrating REGENERATION for you!

theanswer42 August 19 2009, 12:04:55 UTC

Um, yes? I just mean, so far all you do is bitch about the government and the company and the Doctor, but you don't really DO much. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about that. Just, if you are so superior (which I am not arguing against), it seems a shame to see your talents wasted like this.
Anyway, I know you'll make your move when the time is right. I'm just a bit impatient. Heh. But, I mean, if you did want to demonstrate some "sufficiently advanced technology" that would be cool too. :)
(I'm not even going to ask about that "regeneration" thing.)

moralsremitted August 19 2009, 15:10:50 UTC

OBVIOUSLY this is a journal. I'm only writing down the bitchery because if I started outlining huge amounts of my plans it'd be just like when I was 400 all over again.
Needless to say, I am right in the middle of something 'sufficiently advanced' and I am NOT going into detail here because the Doctor can easily read this. (If you do read this, Doctor, no, you can't find it, too bad.)
You're shifting into the realm of the needlessly bossy, my dear. I'd be careful if I were you.
If it helps, it goes without saying (which is why I didn't) that I've been using a certain amount of mind control on everyone at the office. Again, if I bent absolutely EVERYONE to my will, it would get rather tiring after a week and even humans realise something's up and fight back against me after a while.
It would be fun, though...
I think I'll do something completely petty to cheer myself up, like hypnotising the local television providers into giving us cable.
Anyway, until I get PAST the boring bit, WAIT. Patience is a virtue among humans, I'm told.

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