“Morning Professor Longbottom,” James said, as he walked into class.

Neville started to laugh, and soon the rest of the class joined in.  James gathered his robes around him and stood next to his fellow second years Connor, who was dressed like a Roman, and Roger who wasn’t wearing a costume.

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“Frank,” whispered a voice.  “Fraaaaaank.”

“G’way,” Severus muttered rolling over.  A slight breeze told him that his curtains had been opened.

“Frankiluussssss!  Sniverank!  Wakey wakey” the voice persisted.  “Lumos!” A bright light penetrated his eyelids.

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September passed into October and Hogwarts fell back into routine.  The first years didn’t get lost on the way to class and clubs started meeting regularly.  Gryffindor had just won its first Quidditch game of the season thanks, in part, to its brand new Chaser James Potter and Keeper Frank Longbottom.  Fortunately, it was Friday ( Read more... )

The two boys stared at each other as the minutes ticked by.

“So…you are then?” James said finally.

Frank, or rather Severus, nodded.

“I’m sorry,” James blurted.

Severus looked surprised.  “For what?”

“Well…everything?  I mean, I saw you in er…heaven.  But I never really got a chance ( Read more... )

There were five dark rooms; empty except for two chairs and the people who sat in them.  In each room, the same conversation was taking place.

“If you choose to be reborn, you will spend the first few years of your life unaware of your past life.  You will be a normal child in every way.  No memories of anything in your past.  Then on ( Read more... )

Spoilers for season 4, but honestly, it's been on twice in the US now and on the internet for like 3 weeks, you have no excuse.

Ok, so I spoke with some people about the Donna having the Master's ring theory.  It DOES flash in the end, so clearly the ring is somehow important in the future.

One of my points was that she hears drums too.  Several ( Read more... )

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            “Is Mr Lockhart here?  He told me he was coming here, but didn’t come back last night.”

“Oh, you’re the one he turned into a cat,” Sirius laughed.

The boy shrugged.

“Not very nice of him, was it?” Selene asked.  “You can work here if you like, love.  We’ll pay you better than he did.”

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Me: oh god dark knight
Moron: ?
Me: so fucking good
Moron: what are you talking about?
Me: the dark knight
Moron: did you screw someone in armor?
Me: the movie
Moron: oh
Moron: uh
Moron: ok?
Me: how the fuck do you not know about the dark knight?
Me: the new batman movie?
Moron: didnt know there was one
Me: .......................
Me: the one heath ( Read more... )