Ever Want to Curl Up and Die?
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in a row and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My
husband didn't say a word .... he knew better.
~Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX

Pad, please!An insurance man ( Read more... )

Hey everyone, I was just going to say that I'm taking a break from electronics for a week, so I won't use the phone, computer, gamecube, or TV, so...... you won't be able to reach me! Bye, everyone!

OK, it turned out that it was just a kidney stone. Thank goodness. He was absent friday, so I'm guessing that his mom still hadn't passed it, and that she just needed help. If she doesn't pass it by Monday that's not good. Oh well I need to be less uptight about things. I drew an awesoem picture on math class! I can't beleive I did THAT. : O!

Oh my gosh!!! Today after school I was waiting for my Mom to come and Andrew was chatting with his friend a couple feet away, and then his friend left, so he came over to talk to me for a little bit. And we did, but just for a little bit before his sister came up to us. And guess what she said? "Andrew we have to go right now Mom is in the hospital ( Read more... )

Hey, there. Yes, it is actually me and I am ACTUALLY updating. I, once again, I changed my layout/color scheme. I know, I know, it's depressing. BUT IT WORKS AND I'M HAPPY WITH IT. So get over it! :D

THESE ARE FUNNY LINKS ( Read more... )

OMG I'm soooo sorry that I haven't updated lately guys!! I just thought no one was interested. I NEVER SAID ANYONE WAS, THOUGH. I was reaaly...umm...typative a couple of hours ago, but now it's kinda like *PLLLLTTTTHHHHTTTT* gone ( Read more... )

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I'm not at home, but on...VACATION! =O! My gramp's compy broke down so we had to TRAVEL ON VACATION to get this computer center in Port Aransas, TX. We're visiting Corpus Christi, and Port A. is awhile from there. Ferry's got a good veiw, though! =) I'm LOVIN' it here down on the coast!! Fresh air, lotsa seagulls, and, of course, the OCEAN!!!!!1 ( Read more... )

I WILL EDIT THIS ENTRY LATER. IT MESSED UP BAAAAAAD... -.-;;