[fic][bleach] why rukia was never allowed to have a hamster

Jul 27, 2006 13:54

Bleach futurefic. Therefore assume that Orihime's married and Ichigo's a rockstar when he's not a shinigami. For dhio. Who gives the most awesome gifts. Once again: heeee, thank you.

...general warnings include violence towards schoolchildren and Renji. Who may or may not eat schoolchildren. We have yet to decide. )

kuchiki, bleach, midget bitch, fic

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GO SPEED RACER GO memlu July 27 2006, 19:41:50 UTC
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incandescens July 27 2006, 21:02:20 UTC
“KUROSAKI-SENSEI PLEASE NEVER LEAVE AGAIN,” cried the student body as a whole. Though if pressed to ask why they were moved to such passion, they could only dimly recall that it involved a three gerbils, a soda machine, and possibly the prime minister. They weren’t entirely sure.

Brilliant. ;)

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officialbizness July 27 2006, 22:36:54 UTC
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feather_down July 27 2006, 22:40:17 UTC
OMFG whiteout.

. . . ♥♥♥!

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lynnxlady July 27 2006, 22:47:45 UTC
LOL. Excellent! Love Orihime as a teacher, Rukia as a teacher (those poor children), and haha, Renji.

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