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So, my car, the wonderfully ugly Honda Wagon, with the scary antenna and squeaky window, has died. It died a couple weeks ago, actually. I'll miss it ( Read more... )

The cutest thing in the whole world just happened. Since I work in the mailroom, I sometimes hand-deliver packages to people I know, rather than making them come to the mailroom and pick them up. So I brought one to this kid on my floor, and when he asked me who it was from, I told him the first name on the return address. He got this absolutely ( Read more... )

See? I only update when I'm cranky or sad or bored. It's so dumb.

But for a happy update: I saw Dane Cook last night and he was hilarious.

PS, my phone dried out and it works. now.

The thing I hate most in the world is when I've orchestrated a plan and it gets all fucked up for some stupid reason.

That, and slow walkers.

Just when I think I can't suck any more at life...
I go and drop my phone in a fucking toilet.

I suck.

Please, no comments that have anything to do with making fun of me. I can't handle it right now.

1) I used to favor the hard stuff over beer, but now it's the other way around ( Read more... )

Today is Bubie's birthday, and it's the first time I've let myself think about her in a long time. And I really, really miss her. And missing her made me miss Bailey. So this is a sad night.

I could really use some cuddling. This sucks.

Not bad on the song game, guys. Here's what you missed ( Read more... )

I'M SO BORED. DO THIS ( Read more... )