The Master List

[monsanto]

The master list: There are certainly more, but these are the ones that I recognize as being English atrocities outside of the obvious ebonics and/or blatently uneducated examples that I didn’t bother listing. These are not cute or colloquial...they aren't acceptably southern or regional...they are just wrong, damnit, wrong

Comments

[regina_anne2001]

nah, I just chalk it up to me being "texan" lol

[monsanto]

[mscissorhands]

i would love to be able to yell everytime i hear one or more of the previous mentioned...actually i think smacking them about the head is for more effective but it is highly illegal.

[monsanto]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I just imagined hearing one of them. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!