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Chuckle
While I may not be as taken by my housemate's new girlfriend as he obviously is, she did tell us a couple of great jokes at the pub last night:
What did the quadraplegic orphan get for christmas?
Cancer.
I damned near spat my JD all over the table.
Not as funny, but nearly, was:
What's funnier than a dead baby?
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Where's ya wheelie bin?
Some of you may have noticed my absence from LJ over the last coupla months & may have been wondering if I was dead in a proverbial ditch somewhere. Not quite. I lost my job at the end of November & seeing as most of my postings were done during work hours I've been neglecting my journal somewhat ( Read more... ) -
Melanie Griffiths Eat Your Heart Out
After leaving my job last week (I missed out on the library job), I have an interview tomorrow morning with a local production house. I'm kinda nervous, as you'd expect.
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What the weekend saw
I reached a decision on my housing situation over the weekend thanks to some helpful advice & a kindly offer from C & her new flattie F. They basically warned me off moving back into the crap-hole & F offered me some free storage space in her garage. So I'll be staying at P's until I've found suitable accomodation. Hopefully I can find "Two men & a ( Read more... ) -
This leg was made for moving
I'm in the middle of moving house at the moment. I shifted into a new place over the weekend to discover it was pretty much uninhabitable so I'm now staying with friends who are going through a seperation ( Read more... ) -
Safety Dance
I know road-workers wear those fluro orange/yellow vests to make them more visible to motorists but to me they just alert me to the possibility of perving on spunky construction type guys. -
a WHOLE lotta love
Just finished watching the shock-doc on 9. The exercise scenes & all that nakedness were the scariest things I saw this halloween. And I thought nothing could top the bloody paper & specks that I had to flush from the work loo this morning. I think I woulda preferred skeletons/spiders, the usual halloween stuff. -
SHOVE IT!
My mood tody is fluctuating between screaming "SHOVE IT!" at everyone who so much as looks at me & laughing hysterically at the stupidity that can be my daily life. Bahhh, I guess whatever will be will be.
