What I want for Christmas:

Steering wheel laptop desk
http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_cmu_pg__header
Look at customer submitted images

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

Ever get so tired you just don't know what you're thinking?
In writing my project, here's what I was trying to say:
Steel exhibits very good wear, creep, and fatigue resistance.
But here's what I wrote instead:
Steel lasts a long time. Sometimes it lasts forever.
time to sleep?

I stayed up all night supposed to be working but not, I can't believe myself. Everything between now and at least next Friday is going to suck so bad. I'm going to apply for a half year long internship in Switzerland.

haha
http://www.daytonpolefitness.com/

http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html

I can't exactly identify why, but this is one of the most hilarious things I've seen in a long time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-q3bEuBUuU

Vote yes

(912): So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
(1-912): Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
(912): Someone who wants to read the newspaper.

textfromlastnight.com

(908): the vacuum is drunk
(703): what?
(908): i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk

(609): shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.

(609): i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day

Wasted days. I need some purpose.

I'm all done with school, and now I'm on my way to Cananananada to build stuff. We borrowed my older brothers truck, it's loaded to the brim and more with windows. This summer I'm going to be living on campus at Princeton, doing research on the next generation of optical sensors using quantum cascade lazorz. My groups area of research will be on ( Read more... )