Sep 28, 2009 00:38
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(908): the vacuum is drunk
(703): what?
(908): i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
(609): shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
(609): i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day