when I masturbate
it's like Waiting for Godot
no one ever comes

every time you
masturbate Stephen Harper
murders a kitten

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how did the porn star
survive booze, drugs and aids, he
beat off his demons

shy but still kinky
don't poke me just bukakke
cum on my facebook

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My fringe adventure in 2012 won't be nearlyl as adventurous as I didn't get in to the Edmonton Fringe. My name wasn't even drawn on the waiting list. I have applied to 4 other fringe festivals. Hopefully will be more fortunate and I didn't just use up all of my luck last year.

Vancouver's draw is next week on Dec 7th.