you will not write me again.

[monkeykin]

so, the other night i had left a scrap of paper on the kitchen counter; it had some notes i needed and i was going to take it with me to work the next day. the following morning, i took it out of my purse as i got out of my car. across the top was written, in my brother's handwriting: "behold i have grafted a deer antler to my groin". discuss

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[xaeris]

you know, i'm really not sure if i'd want to go to that event or not.

[nowusebothhands]

this story made me audibly laugh.

oh this is liz, i stole this off your facebook while we were post whoring

[nowusebothhands]

wait a minute! i made that event! It's an ongoing fall semester theme!

[magentaelephant]

that's so funny! but i'm not sure if i can ever look at your brother the same way again. or deer. or maybe moose as well.

now if i ever see a moose, it will be ruined! tell Dave it's all his fault i'll never be able to enjoy moose sightings.