you will not write me again.

[monkeykin]

so, the other night i had left a scrap of paper on the kitchen counter; it had some notes i needed and i was going to take it with me to work the next day. the following morning, i took it out of my purse as i got out of my car. across the top was written, in my brother's handwriting: "behold i have grafted a deer antler to my groin". discuss.

also: what does it mean, exactly, when someone invites you to a facebook event called "everybody gets laid?"