LEGEND OF MAYFIELD V: The Wily Winter Whiteout!

Dec 15, 2011 23:32

[There's a lot of things Key-Fu could be doing-building a fire, gathering supplies for the household, something useful-but he hasn't. In fact, he's been a scarce sight at home. Just what is he up to?]

[ACTION (Anywhere in Mayfield, Evening/Afternoon, OPEN TO ALL)]

[What are you up to, Mayfield? Hanging out at the park near the Christmas tree? ( Read more... )

not a backdated entry for once, ^event: looking a lot like christmas, @mayfield, lost again as usual, ^bazett fraga mcremitz, stop it key-fu you're not a gopher, ^blu scout, ^clover duck, *action

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answerer_sword December 16 2011, 19:02:43 UTC
Key-fu, what are you doing?

[She looks at the grinning plumber, who is not even properly attired.]

At least wear a coat before you go diving in the snow.

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monk_of_keyfu December 16 2011, 23:09:24 UTC
I must confess, my previous patron, for the con-men have fused my pathfinding faculties!

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answerer_sword December 16 2011, 23:14:22 UTC
Do you have adequate supplies?

[Though from the looks of it, he does not.]

The power and water are both out. You will need proper food and shelter to survive for what might be a month.

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monk_of_keyfu December 18 2011, 22:52:46 UTC
The whitewash of wassail wakens my wanderlust! I have experienced an error most grave in my errands!

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freakinblur December 16 2011, 20:51:25 UTC
[Scout's immediate reaction is to draw his bat, since he was caught by surprise. But when he sees it was just some guy, he lowers it.]

The hell're ya doin' in there?

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*totally traumatized your RED counterpart during the Mushroom Samba!* monk_of_keyfu December 16 2011, 23:03:49 UTC
[If Key-Fu was going to do something in response to that bat, he doesn't show it. He remains as a disembodied head!]

Goodness! A chromatic clone confronts me!

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excellent XD freakinblur December 18 2011, 05:49:18 UTC
[Blinkblink]

...What'd you call me?

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monk_of_keyfu December 18 2011, 07:39:09 UTC
[Oop, there's an explosion of snow. That'd be Key-Fu thrusting an arm out to point at you dramatically!]

You are the depressed doppelganger of the red hot chili pepper!

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noluckduck December 16 2011, 21:05:57 UTC
[Just... stares...]

What the fuck.

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monk_of_keyfu December 16 2011, 22:59:54 UTC
[Key-Fu points dramatically at Clover! Causing more snow to burst off of the snowbank.]

You tarnish my name with a patina of slander! There has been no such intercourse with nature's icing!

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noluckduck December 16 2011, 23:34:50 UTC
Wha-- Pffff-- Snnrk...

[She tries to hold it in. She really does.]

Heheheh... Hahahahahahah! What the hell, man?!

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monk_of_keyfu December 18 2011, 07:43:37 UTC
Behold!

[Another eruption of snow! As the flurries settle, Key-Fu is now standing waist-high in the snowbank, sporting a heroic-looking martial arts kata!]

I, the Monk of Key-Fu, am not the paradigm of perdition, but the purveyor of pleasantness!

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