LEGEND OF MAYFIELD II: The Bubbly Blubber Battle!

[monk_of_keyfu]

[BACKDATED TO OCTOBER 25 (Second Day of "It Came from the Dairy Aisle" Event)]

[ACTION (Anywhere in Mayfield, Afternoon, OPEN TO ALL)]

[Key-Fu's dropped all pretense of trying to fit in the assigned career Mayfield gave him upon seeing that giant blob spreading throughout the town, engulfing everything it touches.]

It is improbable! A deluge of

Comments

[alwaysscrewsup]

((Have a fellow blob-prisoner.))

「You sure have a strange way of talking.」 ((Says Mr. Bracket-Quotes.))

:'D

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Key-Fu stops his latest attempt to break free just long enough to look Misogi dead on. Or ... he would, anyway, if he weren't crosseyed.]

My viscous victim, I assure you my diction can afford all the oxen in the land!

[Somewhere an Oxford English professor's nose is bleeding.]

sorry >>

[alwaysscrewsup]

「Well it's too rich for me, I can't understand a word you're saying. Even if this was an internet post anyone would think it was really confusing!」

((This guy looks like the sort of action-hero-y person who might be able to save Kumagawa from this blob disaster but he just can't help himself.))

It's all good!

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Key-Fu resumes his attempts to break free, trying to punch a tunnel into the blobby mass. He's making no progress at all, but if that expression on his face is any indication, he's not deterred in the least.]

Never fear, dilapidated denizen! The powers of Key-Fu can defeat even the most tightly wound net of interns!

[doofenstrudel]

[Wow. That guy was pretty impressive, to get such spin happening in such a viscous substance! Heinz is trying to swim his way over, but alas, he's not making much progress.]

Yes, yes, you're a top in a gelatin dessert... just don't throw up, please, it's colorful enough in here already.

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Finally the blob's blobby mass slows Key-Fu down to a halt, leaving him in a rather goofy-looking kick pose!]

Truly the lost lunch would be a most unpleasant spice for the sucking sakura sludge!

[doofenstrudel]

Y...yes...

You're going to get a cramp if your leg stays like that, you know.

[Heinz, meanwhile, struggles against the blob a little more. Sure, sure, he had seen others eating their way through it but he was not doing THAT. Jello was bad enough when people HADN'T been swimming through it.]

[monk_of_keyfu]

My observation is most obtuse! I shall correct this forthwith!

[Key-Fu attempts to rectify this by pushing his leg down! ... but by doing so, he causes himself to tip forward. He starts pedaling in an attempt to stay upright.]

By the gum of the Arabic sea! This is a most unpleasant taffy treadmill!