Welcome to my sublet in the Special Hell.

[monimala]

Me: I used to have an LJ under the name malisita but I deleted it so I could purge about 5 years of whining and bad karma and start fresh with a new name and a cleaner slate. I've been in fandom for well over a decade. I started out in soap fandom and then moved into La Femme Nikita, where I was a wide-eyed, naive little fangirl with an inexplicable crush

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[shealynn88]

And also? She's very filthily minded, and will make you love characters and pairing that you NEVER thought it possible to love. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!!

:) AND, she rocks like a rocking thing. That is all.

[monimala]

*grin*.

Thanks for the sentiments and for warning the general populus about my INSANITY, Shealynn.

I'll have you know that I only convert people who are convertible. So, if you weren't susceptible to the Dark Side to begin with, I'd have nothing to work with. :P.

[havemy_heart]

I agree with shealynn. Only in your world is reading about Lamb, Vinnie and inflatable sheep acceptable ;-)

[monimala]

Yeah, but my world is a shiny, shiny place and you like visiting it! :P.

[shealynn88]

We DO! And that, in and of itself, may be the single most scary thing about your world. :)

[monimala]

No, I have to say that the scariest things about my world are #1. Vinnie Vanlowe's Obscenely Huge Cock and #2. The fact that Lamb listens to bad '90s hip-hop.

Hee.

[angel_grace]

It's nice to know that I'm a convertible. Can I be a Pontiac Solstice? I hear they're all the rage...

Oh, you said "convertible," not "a convertible"? My mistake. Apparently I was hovering on the precipice of the Dark Side alongside Hayden Christensen and his horrible, horrible acting, because I tumbled without hesitation into a world where Lamb/Veronica is twelve kinds of hot, I experience intense cravings for Vinnie/Veronica fic, and 21 Jump Street is more addictive than chocolate-covered crack...or something.

[monimala]

You can be any kind of convertible you want to be. As long as you have a roomy backseat. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge.*

And what's that about chocolate-covered Vinnie/Veronica and Lamb? Mmmm.

[leobrat]

Sliced bread is pretty brilliant.

I suddenly really want an icon with a slice of Wonderbread saying "I came before Logan Echolls!"

[monimala]

LOL! Do it! That would be quite hilarious. I love bread, you know? It's a deep and abiding relationship. I absolutely cannot contend that Logan compares to it.

Captain Jack Sparrow *might* have a shot. Maybe. But, yeah, bread=love. (Not to be confused with LoVe.)

[leobrat]

Who doesn't love bread? Man, much as I love VM, they have RU-INED certain words for me (LoVe, EPIC...veal).

[monimala]

Yeah, this always seems to happen. Back when I was in Roswell fandom, the words "destiny" and "soulmate" made me twitch. It took me years to reclaim those phrases.

[anyand]

... and you quote "Romancing the Stone," so you automatically rock the casbah!

[monimala]

That was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid! We watched it ALL the time.

[anyand]

Oh God, the part where the guerilla leader recognize her and is like, "Joan Wilder? *The* Joan Wilder? I read your books! I read all your books!", then turns to his menacing army and is like, "This is the lady whose books I read you on Sundays!" is one of my favorite movie moments EVER.