Black // 003

[mongrelprof]

//CONCERNING THE FRESHMAN SEMINAR STUDENTS/TA'S:
You all did much better than I'd reckoned in the Man Hunt. I do hope you're tending to your various colourful paintballgun wounds and bruised egos, and thinking critically about the musical importance of the exercise. There won't be a quiz but I'll know if you don't and write insults on your forehead

Comments

[icyaccountant]

Um. We're washing your dog? ...Why?

[mongrelprof]

I'm so glad you asked.

[icyaccountant]

...Okay. So.

[mongrelprof]

Hm?

[titsteachinu]

Dumb luck Sir? I though it was because you didn't want our class to have an unfair advantage.

[mongrelprof]

No. It was because of the numbers, girlie.

[angelstudies]

P-p-paintball is s-s-scary...

[mongrelprof]

You did very well for your first time, Elohim.

[angelstudies]

D-do you really th-think so...?

[mongrelprof]

Oh, yes, definitely. I think you've a career in it.

[magister_melior]

Joke? I'm sure I have no idea what you could be referring to.

Furthermore, no one thinks I have a toupee. You simply enjoy your hair looking like some manner of wild animal has made a nest on your head.

I'm not even gratifying your attempt to mooch.

[mongrelprof]

Naturally.

Artfully tousled, brother. The slick back- it's worrisome.

Brooootherrrr. Don't you want to bond? Rebuild broken bridges?

[magister_melior]

Tch.

How d'you reckon it's worrisome?

Shan't build anything with you.

[mongrelprof]

What with your sense of humour being akin to a dead frog.

Because people might think bad things about me, of course.

Don't sulk. You're a bloody adult. Kind of.

[hazen_lagann]

FAILING?!

[fullmetal_fu]

lol w2g.

[hazen_lagann]

W-What?! I haven't even -- I TURNED IN MY ASSIGNMENTS!

[fullmetal_fu]

Maybe you got the wrong ANSWERS, genius.