Black // 003
//CONCERNING THE FRESHMAN SEMINAR STUDENTS/TA'S:
You all did much better than I'd reckoned in the Man Hunt. I do hope you're tending to your various colourful paintballgun wounds and bruised egos, and thinking critically about the musical importance of the exercise. There won't be a quiz but I'll know if you don't and write insults on your forehead in sharpie.
Rammsteiner, your aim is excellent. It's as if you know just when your prey is about to expose their backside. Absolutely brilliant. Take a day off. Eat some cake. Something or other.
Mini-Jeeha, do come see me once you're out of the infirmary! You're failing.
AH, ALSO. Since the Mock'N'Roll class was saved from the Man Hunt via dumb luck, you lot can have the pleasure of wrangling and washing Padfoot this afternoon. Hop to, hop to. He hasn't got all day, he's got flowerbeds to shit in and people to torment.
//CONCERNING TUTORING:
I seem to have lost two more students due to mental break downs. Curious old world.
Again, I am available for classical piano, classical violin, and grunge electric guitar.
Suou, please compose a song in E-minor by our next session. Use "TOOTHPASTE" and "ELEPHANTS" and "INTESTINAL DIFFICULTIES" as your inspiration.
//CONCERNING YOUR MUM:
Mrowwwwrrr.
//CONCERNING REGGIEKINS:
Don't even make the joke because it just isn't funny. You're not funny. I hate you.
Additionally, have you looked on ratemyprof.com? You're already racking up comments. People think you have a toupee. This pleases me. Ah, and dinner tonight, yes or yes? You're buying.
You all did much better than I'd reckoned in the Man Hunt. I do hope you're tending to your various colourful paintballgun wounds and bruised egos, and thinking critically about the musical importance of the exercise. There won't be a quiz but I'll know if you don't and write insults on your forehead in sharpie.
Rammsteiner, your aim is excellent. It's as if you know just when your prey is about to expose their backside. Absolutely brilliant. Take a day off. Eat some cake. Something or other.
Mini-Jeeha, do come see me once you're out of the infirmary! You're failing.
AH, ALSO. Since the Mock'N'Roll class was saved from the Man Hunt via dumb luck, you lot can have the pleasure of wrangling and washing Padfoot this afternoon. Hop to, hop to. He hasn't got all day, he's got flowerbeds to shit in and people to torment.
//CONCERNING TUTORING:
I seem to have lost two more students due to mental break downs. Curious old world.
Again, I am available for classical piano, classical violin, and grunge electric guitar.
Suou, please compose a song in E-minor by our next session. Use "TOOTHPASTE" and "ELEPHANTS" and "INTESTINAL DIFFICULTIES" as your inspiration.
//CONCERNING YOUR MUM:
Mrowwwwrrr.
//CONCERNING REGGIEKINS:
Don't even make the joke because it just isn't funny. You're not funny. I hate you.
Additionally, have you looked on ratemyprof.com? You're already racking up comments. People think you have a toupee. This pleases me. Ah, and dinner tonight, yes or yes? You're buying.