Black // 003

[mongrelprof]

//CONCERNING THE FRESHMAN SEMINAR STUDENTS/TA'S:
You all did much better than I'd reckoned in the Man Hunt. I do hope you're tending to your various colourful paintballgun wounds and bruised egos, and thinking critically about the musical importance of the exercise. There won't be a quiz but I'll know if you don't and write insults on your forehead

Comments

[chrysaline]

Hand-to-hand is more fulfilling.

[mongrelprof]

I did notice you favoured the more bodily of attacks. Tell me, what was that trip-palm-shove-wossit you did to, oh, the one with the hair and the legs and what have you.

[chrysaline]

Which? I took out three that way.

I am a master in the art of Elder Sister Foo.

[mongrelprof]

Ohhh, I'd say the spotty one, but they're all a bit spotty, aren't they? Ah well. It was an impressive maneuver.

Elder Brother Foo is much less sophisticated. More, you know. Flailing limbs and sitting your arse down on someone else's head.

[sketchindoggies]

You seem like a very busy person, professor~

Classical violin~?

[mongrelprof]

Oh, I have my moments of respite. Often involving things which I'm not allowed to disclose because Kyouya might be watching. He always is.

It's what I did before teaching, professionally.

[sketchindoggies]

Ahaha~ Oh dear~

Really~? Is it an interesting instrument to play~?

[mongrelprof]

Indeed.

Any instrument is interesting to play!

[his_whineyness]

Hey, stop praising your damn TA for hitting me so many times.

[mongrelprof]

You made sounds I'd thought were only hearable on Animal Planet.

[his_whineyness]

You know what.

You know what.

I REALLY don't like you.

[mongrelprof]

That one- what was it.

"Ggrrrroonnaahahhakkaaahk"?

[melameda]

AHA. YOU.

[mongrelprof]

Certainly no one else I should think.

[melameda]

I STILL don't have a flippin' seminar and I have been told that you provide quality entertainment in that field.

[mongrelprof]

At least five of you rascally little wankers manages to get to the third or fourth week of the first semester with no freshman seminar. I don't know whether to commend you or shake you vigorously. I DO NOT LIKE PAPERWORK, FROSHLING. I DO NOT.

[scarecrowprof]

The next time your mongrel decides to sink his teeth into my scarecrow, I will give him a taste of my Fear Gas. Understood, Black?

[mongrelprof]

You will do no such thing as that is animal bloody cruelty, Crane. I can call that organization on you. Fajita. Taco. PITA.

[scarecrowprof]

PETA. If you don't want it to happen, then I suggest you keep it away from my room.

[mongrelprof]

I suggest you move your bloody creepy scarecrow into a cabinet, considering he hasn't got thumbs. Being a dog.