WHAT THE FUCK?!

[monarch_the]

HONEY! HONEY! HURRY! OH HOLY CRAP, HURRY AND PREPARE MY MINIONS FOR FLIGHT! FUCK, FUCK, HOW THE HELL COULD THIS HAPPEN, GAH! CALL THE SOVEREIGN! CALL THE LEAGUE OF VILLAINY!

WE HAVE TO STORM THE BOOKSTORES BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

Oh.... oh holy.... holy crap, those FUCKING SONS OF BITCHES, RAT BASTARDS, how could they do this to me again?! AGAIN?! Augh

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[monarch_the]

SO THAT GIVES HIM THE RIGHT TO WALK OUT ON ME WHEN-- ...Oh, oh wait, yeah that's right.

I NEED TO FIND ANOTHER LAWYER!

And I've gotten six fucking calls in the last hour and I don't even know how they got my NUMBER!

[monarch_the]

How can you be so calm about this? Why aren't you upset? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[immasuperhero]

What're you blabbering about?

[monarch_the]

SOMEONE PUBLISHED MY DREAM JOURNAL AND IT'S APPARENTLY SELLING FAST ENOUGH TO BEAT OUT STEPHEN KING!

[immasuperhero]

Oh is that ...

...

Wait, WHAT?!

[monarch_the]

YES. PUBLISHED. Thrown to MASSES. It's even been TRANSLATED. And it's accompanied by a line of MERCHANDISE!

My NAMESAKE is being ridden into the GROUND.

[monarch_the]

I'm going to kill them, Reducto. I'm going to kill them all. And I can't decide between torture or mass extermination.

[monarch_the]

Oh, oh they'll come later. But first I have to have a meeting with my henchmen.

[antagone]

Are you going to formally swear revenge on the publishing company?

[monarch_the]

Look, can you interview me when the desire to disembowel people has passed over? Eh?

[monarch_the]

Oh yeah, and I was already quizzed on my "reactions" by some chick with a jaguar. So you're kind of late.

[antagone]

You... you what?!

[friendzoidberg]

You seem upset, do you want to talk to someone? However long it takes, I have time!

[monarch_the]

Go to hell!

[friendzoidberg]

*cries*