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[monarch_the]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Oh WOW, this is just PERFECT! HAHA! Oh, oh, Killface old buddy, old pal? You'll notice I sent you your order... ALL THAT'S LEFT OF IT, HAHAHA~

XDDD

Oh... whoo... all this irony-induced cackling has me feeling a little light-headed. Mmm. So, yeah, Ofdensen was rescued by Lupin and the girl with wings, the latter of whom saw fit to

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[monarch_the]

...Thanks?

[monarch_the]

Oh god that clown...ech...

[imdeepthroat]

Yeah, about that, we're getting that fixed right?

[monarch_the]

Well it's not like it goes with the decor.

Yeah, I'll call someone out to fix it this weekend. Might take a few days, though. He has a fat head.

[imdeepthroat]

Yes, yes he does.

[immasuperhero]

Since you're in a good mood... mind explaining to me why he was wearing a collar? While naked?

[monarch_the]

Why don't you just ask him yourself?

...Look, if you must know, the collar was a... parallel. Already explained the naked thing.

[immasuperhero]

Uh huh.

[monarch_the]

...You're never going to believe me, are you?

[judynotbirdgirl]

POW! JUSTICE!!! TAKE THAT, SUPERVILLAINY.

Does anyone know any good zoos?

[monarch_the]

What's your name again?

And why the HELL did you take my polar bear?!

[judynotbirdgirl]

Birdgirl, defender of justice and truth (and the odd accused celebrity criminal)!

Polar bears are endangered species! For the good of the species and to help restore the balance of the environment, he should be somewhere where he can reproduce, thereby restoring the mighty polar bear's numbers to their former icecap trotting glory!

[monarch_the]

You know with the melting ice caps forcing the mighty polar bear population to swim out further for fishing he's probably just going to end up drowning. So you're kind of killing him, which would make you kind of evil, which would make you kind of a villain, wouldn't it?